Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Monday, April 07, 2008
ellen says: i want a boyfriend now!
when your duty as a friend calls, it calls.
So.
Meet Ellen.
18, female and most importantly, single.
Hails from the western area of Singapore where there are many trees.
Which is a good things, considering she is actually a primate in disguise.
Is highly intelligent, can lay claim to an almost freakish SAT score of 2300 and is very, very particular about cleanliness.
Dispenses clear, rational advice in a sometimes not so clear and rational manner. (refer to below)
Likes her Long Island Iced Teas very much, thankyou.
Is not a communist, despite prior evidence.
Is actually extremely cheerful. Okay, somewhat cheerful. When she feels like it.
Has a penchant for Thailand, beach mats and "see-hups". Or it could be the other way, actually.
Likes Eric Clapton, Sufjan Stevens, Snow Patrol, Jack Johnson and when the occasional embarassing moment beckons, Shakira and her Hips that Don't Lie. Spends her time watching Grey's Anatomy and Gilmore Girls, in between being a primate and paddling in her pool. And working at a company that pays about $20/day to talk herself hoarse.
Would like a man whom she can dispatch to buy CDs (Sondre Lerch, Josh Rouse and more Sufjan Stevens would be highly appreciated) and who will listen to her whine about anything under sun. Intelligence and cleanliness are traits that are non-negotiable but level of hairy-ness can be further discussed.
Interested candidates, contact ponkleberry via this blog.
So.
Meet Ellen.18, female and most importantly, single.
Hails from the western area of Singapore where there are many trees.
Which is a good things, considering she is actually a primate in disguise.
Is highly intelligent, can lay claim to an almost freakish SAT score of 2300 and is very, very particular about cleanliness.
Dispenses clear, rational advice in a sometimes not so clear and rational manner. (refer to below)
Likes her Long Island Iced Teas very much, thankyou.
Is not a communist, despite prior evidence.
Is actually extremely cheerful. Okay, somewhat cheerful. When she feels like it.
Has a penchant for Thailand, beach mats and "see-hups". Or it could be the other way, actually.
Likes Eric Clapton, Sufjan Stevens, Snow Patrol, Jack Johnson and when the occasional embarassing moment beckons, Shakira and her Hips that Don't Lie. Spends her time watching Grey's Anatomy and Gilmore Girls, in between being a primate and paddling in her pool. And working at a company that pays about $20/day to talk herself hoarse.
Would like a man whom she can dispatch to buy CDs (Sondre Lerch, Josh Rouse and more Sufjan Stevens would be highly appreciated) and who will listen to her whine about anything under sun. Intelligence and cleanliness are traits that are non-negotiable but level of hairy-ness can be further discussed.
Interested candidates, contact ponkleberry via this blog.
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